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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:07
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
When Kundalini is awakened accidentally, what can be done?
So they tried
Next, they tried...
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
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Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Who was the actor least deserving of an Academy Award?
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.